A Classification of Classes
Bored Alice + stupid idea = pure bloggical magic.
What kind of personality do you have? World of Warcraft holds the answers. For instance, if you play as a
PALADIN, you’re the kind of person who enjoys being in charge. You’re pretty smart, generally, and you know how to have a good time. You like doing what you’re good at, and you’re good at telling people what to do (in a good way, most of the time). You also have a knack for amassing really great gear. You like to help people out when they’re stuck, and most of the time your advice is good. Also, your leadership skills are to be commended, but in excess they make you a prick. Be warned.
PRIEST, you like to be helpful. You like cute things. You like to wear pretty dresses. People don’t tend to describe you as “badass”, but you’ve got character for miles. You believe that the more the merrier, seeing as it’s difficult for you to do anything on your own. Still, your healing couldn’t be better, although sometimes you can be kind of a flake. Don’t worry, people will appriciate it if you make a lightwell in the middle of Ironforge. It’ll be hilarious.
DRUID, you’ve got a sense of humor. You like doing silly things for people, such as humping their corpse in catform. The phrase “no boom in oom!” can drive you to tears of laughter, and you have a passionate desire to share the funnies. You’re constantly dancing, no matter what form you’re in, and tend to emote things to raid bosses. You’re generous, but sometimes easily distracted, and have been known to sacrifice a raid for the sake of a joke. Still, you don’t get kicked from the guild because you’re so damn funny.
WARLOCK, you don’t really know why you picked this class. It seemed…cool. You certainly get a kick out of your insanely high crits and throwing people’s asses up and down the battlegrounds. It’s good to be powerful. Also, your high damage rate and supply of health and soul stones make you a good asset to any group. Unfortunately, you tend to lack something in the brain department, so most of your comments in party chat will be misspelled non-sequiturs, and you don’t make many friends because of them.
HUNTER, you really wish you were a paladin. You too have good leadership inclinations, but they are misplaced, and so most of the time people will think you’re an ass. Don’t despair, however - when given gently and with good intentions, people will appriciate your advice, especially if they’re struggling with something. Also, you thought for some reason that owning an animal would be cooler than being an animal, and so you are not a druid, like you should have been. Or a paladin.
WARRIOR, you like big weapons. Big weapons are your friends. Every time you hear that splooshy blood spatter noise when you hit an enemy, you get a good solid satisfactory feeling. You like to move fast, make decisions, and you’ve got great stores of motivation. Plus you love the way you look in plate mail. Unfortunately, you can really be a jackass, and people get annoyed with you. Still, your energy has often bolstered a flagging raid, and you can easily appriciate an immature joke.
SHAMAN, you’re kind of antisocial. You like weird stuff, and you eat weird food. Your fashion sense is often considered with some surprise. Guildies appriciate your oddness because it’s generally tirelessly entertaining. On the other hand, you can be the total assholes who keep a raid waiting for 45 minutes for no apparent reason. When you’re not causing a delay, however, people like to have you along, because you’re good about sharing the loot, even though your own wardrobe is mismatched and containing many crazy colors.
MAGE, you’re similar to shamans in that you enjoy being odd. You, however, love to see things evaporate in great showers of magical fire, and you’ve got energy for days. People like you because you answer even the most harmless questions with a strange quirk or lame play on words. You’re the more sophisticated druid, because your jokes are for smart people. (note: you’re strangeness is x4 more potent if you happen to be a gnome as well). The downside to your personality is that you’re tireless - anything can be a joke, any time. Also, you’re constantly asking for money.
ROGUE, you’ve probably heard people call you a bastard before. This is because you are one. You like to be in charge, but your leadership skills suck and you often don’t know anything about what you’re doing. Still, you can be funny, because you like to mess with people in stealth, and run circles around “Elwynn” the level eleven priest. People of the opposite faction hate you, but that’s okay because you’re despised by most of the people on your own as well. You don’t mind, because you’re so damn happy-go-lucky, nothing can get you down!
DEATH KNIGHT, you are still in utero. Your gills are charming.
